The New Media Expo Outlaw Club

Michael PhillipsI always feel like I should have to show my passport to get into Las Vegas. That there must be some kind of border patrol at the entrance to the place, because if it isn’t a different country, it sure feels like one. At times it’s actually more like a different planet.

My own personal alienation and existential horror aside, a lot of people love Las Vegas, so a lot of conferences are held there. I looked forward to the New Media Expo because I had thoroughly enjoyed it a year earlier when it was here at home in Los Angeles. It didn’t disappoint, and in fact, this year’s edition was even better.

NMXidunno2The conference is aimed at bloggers, podcasters and other “new media” types (or as Guy KawasakiLeo Laporte and at least one other speaker called it; artisanal media), not necessarily at people like me who write for corporate blogs. But the Internet is the Internet and a blog is a blog. They all have the same purpose; to be interesting and valuable enough to catch a glimmer of attention in the daily tsunami of information. And on that front, New Media Expo covers a lot of bases.

At its best, NMX is a messy cauldron of ideas and theories and experimentation. At its worse, it’s a bit like a Happytown Positive Affirmation cult (that’s not a real thing, is it?). But frankly, if that’s the worst thing anyone can say about you these days – that you’re too positive – you’re in pretty good shape. But if you’re a cynic, contrarian or general grump of any kind, you’ll find yourself seriously outnumbered at NMX. You won’t stand a chance in maintaining your cynicism, so check it out at your own risk.

Where else can you sit and eat a doughnut with (and pick the brain of) someone who has millions of followers on Google+ and then an hour and a half later, bounce your own weird political theories off the guy who heads up Edison Research, the national exit polling firm?

Nowhere else, to answer my own rhetorical question.

In the late 1970s and very early 80s I played in punk rock bands (I’ll give you a second to let that sink in, and to allow you to formulate an appropriate “LOL! You’re so old!” dig for the comments section).

I mention it only because the conference had what you could call a punk rock feel to it this year. From the steamy, sardine-room-only talks of several of the speakers (in Dino Dogan and Amanda Blain‘s sessions I was elbowing people out of my space like it was a 1981 Bad Brains show), to Michelle Shocked mocking an unfortunate panel member who was representing his canned music service. Even the normally mild-mannered Leo Laporte got into the spirit, calling for the death of traditional media (okay, he really said, “We want to put them out of business,” which is the same thing if you ask me).

Another sort of punk rock thing that I couldn’t help but notice was that many of the keynote and session speakers became known or notorious for not following the established rules or guidelines they were confronted with. Yet they find themselves speaking to a few thousand people at NMX who are eagerly taking notes on How To Do Things. Essentially creating new rules and guidelines, ostensibly for someone else to come along and break, who they will then pay to listen to.

I suppose that’s human nature though. And realistically, as was apparent in every punk rock club I ever set foot in, when everyone is an outlaw, no one is an outlaw. But what we were – back in ye olden punk days, and at NMX – is kindred spirits. All looking for the same thing and comparing notes of one kind or another. And that’s pretty cool, no matter what kind of music is in your iPod.

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Our Top 10 Flubs and Failures of 2012

Michael PhillipsA few weeks ago Takeshi did his annual top 10 accomplishments post. I love those things. Despite being right here in the middle of everything that he lists, it’s still a little overwhelming to see it all in one place. “Man, did we really do all that?”

We were joking that we should do a “top 10 failures” post, and laughing and laughing, and then I thought, “Hmm, you know, maybe we should.”

No one is perfect, and we usually admit when we’ve screwed something up. But we’ve never grouped together a year’s worth of flubs, failures and fsckups for your entertainment.

Until now.

Without further ado, here are our top 10 flubs and failures of 2012. Feel free to point and laugh.

10. WE CAN’T EVEN GIVE ‘EM AWAY
We ran a contest on Facebook to give away a Kindle Fire, and no one entered. Granted, it was an overly complicated and arguably stupid contest, and we were pretty new to Facebook and contests on Facebook – but still. You’d think someone would snap a lousy cell phone pic for a free Kindle! It’s still here, by the way, in the box, waiting for someone to give it a good home.

9. GET THE %$#* OFF OUR HASHTAG, @$$HOLES!
We experimented with promoted Tweets on Twitter, and figured we would use the first one to give away free SQL hosting! Only problem was, the people who use #sqlhelp felt intruded upon, insulted and degraded by our ad. Even though it was promoting something we were giving away for free. And even though Twitter was not supposed to put the add on every hashtag that contained SQL…just on #sql. Specifically.

8. WE CAN’T EVEN GIVE ‘EM AWAY PART II
Javascript Saturday was a new and cool (and sold out!) event that took place here in Los Angeles. We thought it would be magnanimous of us to get someone in for free. At that point we had run a few very successful Facebook conference ticket giveaways, so this one seemed like a sure bet. Only no one entered. I blame EdgeRank.

7. GOOGLE PLUS SOMETIMES CONFUSES US
We like Google Plus, and thought it would be useful to use Google Plus “events” as upcoming outage notifications. Maybe we should have read the fine print, because the response was not good. But on the plus side (get it?), we learned what G+ events are really for. Now we know.

6. I’LL BE BACK…OR NOT
We ran an article about Arnold Schwarzenegger called, The Governator is Back – with a Think Tank and an Awesome Pair of Rainbow Socks. We weren’t, you know, mocking him or anything, but we thought it might be funny to try to get a Twitter hashtag to trend, or go viral, as the kids say, so we added the #schwarzeneggersocks hashtag to the article and Tweeted it a few times. About 50 people used it in the first hour, which was encouraging, but then the use went to, oh, around zero. Maybe Arnold isn’t the compelling draw he used to be.

5. GOOGLE PLUS SOMETIMES HATES US
One of the great features on Google Plus is Hangouts, which are really just multi-user video conferences that happen inside the G+ framework. For our inaugural hangout, we decided to have an open agenda, freewheeling, anything goes chat. We equipped a bunch of people in the office with cameras, set a date, blogged about it, Tweeted it, talked about it on Google Plus, and then on the day of the Hangout – we chatted with ourselves. And one guy from Greece, who was very nice. We’re still going to do Hangouts, but next time we’ll have a specific topic, and we’ll pay a bunch of actors to pretend to be interested.

4. HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US
Prepping for a Google Plus Hangout and broadcasting to crickets is one thing, but driving to a Code Camp early in the morning and prepping a presentation is a little more involved. We had done it a few months previous at another Los Angeles Code Camp and had a good turnout and a rambunctious crowd. But when we tried the same thing at the Fullerton Code Camp, we ended up in an empty room. Two people were there at the beginning, but I’m pretty sure that one of them was just looking for a relatively empty room to eat breakfast. The other quickly sneaked away, which is a considerable feat when you are half of the audience.

3. ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO PRINT
We send out an email newsletter on a – roughly – quarterly basis. But late last year we were talking about a newsletter and realized that we hadn’t sent one out in 2012. All year. In order to avoid missing a complete year, we got one out in December, just under the wire. But they’re scheduled now, so you’ll be seeing one quarterly. Even if we have to make up news, or cut and paste from the National Enquirer.

2. IT FEELS GOOD TO WIN
DevProConnections magazine (formerly known as asp.netPRO magazine) runs a Reader’s Choice poll every year. And every year since its inception in 2005, DiscountASP.NET has won the award for Best Hosting Services. Until 2012, when we placed second behind Amazon Web Services (which, if you ask me, isn’t really hosting, but I digress). Is it a failure to come in second behind a multi-billion dollar company? Kind of. When you’ve owned the award for seven years running.

1. THE LAND OF THE LOST
This one comes from 2009, but it is a failure on such an epic and wonderful scale, that I had to include it here. For old time’s sake.

Anarchy in the New Media Expo

Michael PhillipsI hastily type this preliminary dispatch from an undisclosed location on the 23rd floor of the Rio Las Vegas to give you a preview of my upcoming report from the front.

It’s been a freezing, overcast and haunting few days, and there is still another day to go. The locals tell me that it isn’t always freezing, overcast and haunting around here, but I’m hesitant to believe anything they say since they seem to nervously look over their shoulders quite often. More than people who live in cities with reasonably acceptable levels of vice and corruption.

When I arrive back in Los Angeles I will do my best to provide a full report, or what passes for a full report, but be forewarned that it may include such potentially disturbing things as:

  • Driving to Las Vegas takes, like, a really long time
  • You (our customers) don’t trust us
  • Cults would be great marketers
  • Ford wants to be your bro, man!
  • Moderators mocking panel members
  • Why is Guinness Lager sponsoring this…this…hey!…what do they call this thingy again? WOO!
  • This session is like an 80s mosh pit
  • Guy Kawasaki cursing like a sailor
  • UFC President Dana White cursing less than Guy Kawasaki
  • An exhibition hall full of crickets and awkward silence
  • Why is this club sandwich $128?
  • Leo Laporte calling for the death of “old media”
  • Maybe something about Penn & Teller

And that doesn’t even include whatever happens tomorrow.

If I make it home, I will tell the tale. Until then, pray for me.

Here Comes New Media Expo

Michael PhillipsSome of us went to BlogWorld & New Media Expo last year when it was here in Los Angeles, and it was surprisingly informative and interesting. It’s in Las Vegas this year, it starts on Sunday and I will be there checking out what’s new.

blogworld7One thing that’s new – they have pointedly removed BlogWorld from the event title, so this year it’s just New Media Expo. I guess blogs are just too twentieth century now. Old and dusty like grandma’s biscuits. “You have a blog? Oh, that’s so quaint!

In any event, I’ll be up to my eyebrows in sessions, but I’ll be tweeting and taking a lot of pictures that I’ll put up on our marvelous Pinterest page, which you probably didn’t even know we had. Because Instagram is so last year, man!

You might wonder why we would bother to go to shows like New Media Expo, but we think it’s important to be open to the big wide world and not be limited to our specific industry. We still attend a lot of conferences that are more up our alley, like HostingCon, and we’re very much on top everything we need to be on top of.

But it’s also healthy and necessary to get all kinds of input and hear ideas from people who aren’t directly related to the web hosting business. At the end of the day, we are a customer service provider, not just a provider of web server space. And believe me when I say that we’re open to anything and everything that makes that customer relationship better for you.

We’re not happy unless you are.

So if you’re in Las Vegas for NMX (or the Consumer Electronics Show CES which overlaps with it on Tuesday), and you see a long-haired old man wandering around mumbling to himself about these damn kids today – that will be me! Say hello.

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Team Foundation Server 2012 Update 1

Joseph JunTeam Foundation Server 2012 Update 1 resolves some known bugs and introduces the following new features and improvements for the on-premises version of Team Foundation Server 2012:

Agile Software Development

Team Web Access

Version Control

If you’re using Visual Studio 2012, I’d suggest applying Visual Studio 2012 Update 1. For more information on the Visual Studio 2012 update, see the blog post at: http://blogs.msdn.com/b/somasegar/archive/2012/11/26/visual-studio-2012-update-1-now-available.aspx.

Note: We have discovered a bug with update 1. When a new Team Project Collection is created, the collection name is visible to all users on a server through various clients (but of course it is not accessible by any other users due to lack of permissions).

We’re working with Microsoft to resolve this as soon as possible.

Team Foundation Server 2012 Update 1

Joseph JunTeam Foundation Server 2012 Update 1 resolves some known bugs and introduces the following new features and improvements for the on-premises version of Team Foundation Server 2012:

Agile Software Development

Team Web Access

Version Control

If you’re using Visual Studio 2012, I’d suggest applying Visual Studio 2012 Update 1. For more information on the Visual Studio 2012 update, see the blog post at: http://blogs.msdn.com/b/somasegar/archive/2012/11/26/visual-studio-2012-update-1-now-available.aspx.

Note: We have discovered a bug with update 1. When a new Team Project Collection is created, the collection name is visible to all users on a server through various clients (but of course it is not accessible by any other users due to lack of permissions).

We’re working with Microsoft to resolve this as soon as possible.