I can imagine the trailer for this particular movie:
In a world where transferring files has become commonplace, where hundreds of different applications exist to move your data, a small band of rebels cling to an old standard. They are hunted and despised by the digital elite, yet they persist in their quest for simple, trouble-free transfer. They are known by the acronym they love and protect; FTP! Coming this summer, FTP! A bone-rattling thrill ride through the shadowy world of data, FTP will have you gripping your seat in stark, spine-numbing terror. You can crawl away, but you won’t walk away from FTP!
